- Send your Dad a formally packaged folder comprising a hilarious contract binding him to continue being a Super Dad for life. Within the contract, you will find a list of funny terms to be fulfilled by the recipient. Failure to complete the contract card under the hereto terms and agreements set forth by the court of Oye Happy will result in some pretty dire consequences.

Here’s a sample of the kind of questions your Dad will have to answer in the contract:

The recipient will play one or more of the following roles during the contractual period.

( ) ATM Machine                                    ( ) Pizza ordering partner

( ) Human Alarm Clock                          ( ) Others_______________________

The recipient has to ignore one or more of the following annoying habits of her client.

( ) Phone addiction                     ( ) Eating junk over vegetables

( ) 14-hour sleep cycle               ( ) Buying this silly contract over a pair of shoes

Specifications: 

The contract will be packaged in a craft folder.

The names and signatures can be filled by you and the recipient after receiving the gift.

The size of the contract- 6.25 x 8.75 inches.